The physics Annual

My physics board exam for class 12th was one of the worse papers I,no the entire state I guess gave! I woke that day pretty confident of myself, I had studies hard and all was going well, I entered the exam hall in the best spirits, I even dared to talk to my pals and comfort them about the paper. But then it all came crashing down on me when I set eyes on the question paper. A regular physics +2 question paper has 35 questions divided into three sections of difficulty. The 1 mark being the easiest then the 4 mark being touph and the 6 mark being the hardest. For any paper the confidence I had would’ve been enouph but not for this one. I saw the six mark questions first and said to myself ‘Dude i aint surprised I am having to give them so much thought I mean they are supposed to be hard’(A little of the confidence started chipping off). I saw the four mark questions next and this section is the largest….Okay okay dude calm down, its not like you cant do a single one.Just cool your headdown but nomatter how i tried to do them I couldnt solve them.Around fifteen minutes later I was doing what the rest of the class was doing, Looking about for any jerk scratching his pen on the paper to borrow a bit of the wise persons vast reserves of greymatter!!

By the end of 2 hours of the three hour paper I fealt as though I had thought more than Einstien or Newton did in THEIR ENTIRE LIFETIME!! I actually had the feeling that am I sitting in the wrong room cause this cant be my subject!!!!When people were discussing the paper afterwards it was a unanamous reaction.Dude we did not study physics the entire year if this was actually what physics is I mean the paper weant above our collective heads!! I would say in the last hour the exam hall sounded like a discussion room. It wasnt a paper but a touph assingment that everyone joined heads to solve!! Luckily for us our collective brains helped to clear the paper..

Outside the physics H.O.D of our school was busy asking us weather we would clear the paper altogether!!!! He never had any faith in us anyway!!!

Guys that was the most pathetic paper of my life!!!

The whiner guy and the bored fellow

My friend just came back from his hometown in Mumbai back for colledge. He is now in fourth year and in the past three years he has had a relationship with a girl which I think was his only sereous one. Now guys I think you will understand when I state this:-“If you have a girlfriend  which you do not want to loose and you cheat on her the last thing you should do is tell her about it”. Well this guy used to act like  a cassinova and screwed around with a shitload of girls(fault 1) and told her all about everyone everytime(fault 2) and then talked to them in front of her(fault 3) and then he flirted with them in front of her(fault 4) and if that wasnt enouph he actually dominated her and was insecure about her(dont bother)!!!!!!!!

Now guys I’m sure you are thinking what an ass this guy was well so did she! And guess what happened, after three long years she dumped him. GREAT JOB I’ll say. But then why the hell am I the one listening to his sad saga for eight hours through the night when i was staying over at his place for some fun. It was like listening to a deer sing, or the sadest T.V. serial you have to see because you have one T.V. and your gramps wants to watch it. Now friends I dont normally feel sleepy at nights but thanks to him I could’ve slept like a log!

The dude asks me “Dude, do you think she will come back, I mean she says she still has feelings for me and I dont think she is seeing anybody”

My response-”Due she will come back if she is still single. One and a half months is a long time!”

“What, DO you think she is seeing somebody.Surely she couldnt be seeing somebody. I mean I know her and I know she cant be seeing somebody, but do you know about smebody she could be seeing!!!”

It was too good to resist”Well I dont know, I mean could be man, look at both sides of it I mean people change and there could be somebody else, Who knows!!!”

After a bit more whining he says”I dont know what I’d do dude I mean she…she was my life my everything.I cant forget her(sob)” And he starts weaping like a baby.

Now I know it sounds sad and broken but he deserved it and honestly I fealt like giving him a punch on his face. Anyways lookin at a guy crying is looking like a puss filled wart on somebody’s face explode…completely gross…

So yesterday night was the most boring night of my life….